Man Life is about priorities, and first on any man’s list should be his next meal. Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, high tea or dinner, beef needs to be on the plate.
Man Life doesn’t have time to waste on lesser meats, though pork certainly has its place, and any balanced meal features beef. Lots of it.
Anyone who suggests you should be eating chicken or salmon or salad is probably a communist, or at least some sort of socialist sympathizing pansy. No leafy lettuce can match the manliness of a thick cut steak, grilled over the bones of those liberal ninnies in New York and San Francisco.
Long live beef. Long live Man Life.
That is all.
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